I'm walking home when I see a mother with her three children, all in costume. I smile and wave at the young kiddies. It's been a long day and I am eager to get home but I make nice:
Me: "Did you have fun trick-or-treating?"That definitely didn't come out as I intended
The Mother: "We sure did, but now we have to take them home and get them into bed"
Me: "When you're done with that, you want to take me home and get me into bed..."
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