Padding the Resume

Attorney: Namby, I need you for a project
Me: Sure, what's up?
Attorney: You're a doer and I know you are an out of the box thinker. I am going to need those skills for you to succeed at this.
Me: So what is this grandiose project?
Attorney: I dropped one of my Tiffany's earrings and I can't find it. I heard it bounce...but I just can't find it. So if you could look for it against the wall, underneath the desk, near the heating duct; I know it's here somewhere. I'm heading out for a meeting and I'll be back in a few hours, make sure you don't spend too much time on this...thanks!

(It was under the radiator)