It's 60 degrees out, a bottle of wine is open, and there is a 24 pack of longnecks sitting on the counter:
Roommate: It's gonna be great sleeping weather tonight
Me: It's great sleeping weather any night that you have a half bottle of wine in your system
Roommate: I see you bought more beer, why? [Opens the refrigerator and gestures to the 20+ bottles of beer already contained inside] Why would you do this? Were they giving it away at the grocery store?
Me: School has started and you never know when I'll need to take the edge off
Roommate: You sir, are an alcoholic
Me: That's the kindest thing you've ever said to me
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