Happy B-Day to my Roomie

Presents he has received so far:

1. A court date tomorrow with a judge in Bufu, IL for his legal trangressions
   
2. His brother, whom he only asked of one thing: that he get a copy of a receipt that assists his cause (and should likely clear him of liability), failed in getting said receipt
3. His lovely roomate, me, hit a full wine glass, which on impact exploded and part of which hit him squarely in the face. [Thankfully not injuring him]

I did however, get him a card.