The classic lawyer joke:
Lawyer #1: You're lying
Lawyer #2: I am, but hear me out...
This is what I heard at a motion hearing this morning:
Their Lawyer: The law is very clear on this issue, the statute says so
Our Lawyer: No, it doesn't
Their Lawyer: You're right, but hear me out...
I get paid to dress pretty, go to court and talk to crazy people.
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