Thursday, June 29, 2006

When Humor and Reality Collide

The classic lawyer joke:

Lawyer #1: You're lying
Lawyer #2: I am, but hear me out...

This is what I heard at a motion hearing this morning:

Their Lawyer: The law is very clear on this issue, the statute says so
Our Lawyer: No, it doesn't
Their Lawyer: You're right, but hear me out...