Monday, June 19, 2006

The best part of waking up is Schadenfreude in your cup

It's 7:15am. My roommate and I are sitting in the living room inhaling our morning coffee before we leave for work.

Roommate: I got the call. The wedding is off.
Me: You mean we have a free Saturday? I’ll toast to that [We toast]
Roommate: And I have Friday free since there will be no rehearsal dinner!
Me: Cheers to that! [we toast again] And we don’t have to buy wedding gifts!
Roommate: And I get my money back because I cancelled my tuxedo rental…Cheers! [The third toast of the morning]
Me: We are really sick and twisted
Roommate: Yeah
Me: Cheers to that!