Why Trial Advocacy Rocks

Defense Attorney, on Cross: So, the last time you used heroin was a year ago

Witness: A year...no...a month ago.

Defense Attorney: And you have been convicted of Burglary

Witness: Yes

Defense Attorney: So, you are a heroin user, convicted burglar, and kindergarden teacher?

Witness: Yes, I've become addicted to the students...they are my new drug.