How these individuals, after shooting a friend on a hunting trip, would have publicly addressed the mishap:
- George Bush: “Today, I’m announcing a change in the terrorism alert level…”
- Bill Clinton: "I did not fire my weapon at that lawyer, Kenneth Starr"
- John Kerry: “I actually missed the lawyer before I hit him”
- Jack Bauer: (While reloading) "I was on a quail hunt?"
- Al Gore: "He was talking ill about my 'Lockbox'"
- Antonin Scalia: “Living Constitution…my ass”
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