My 10 Thoughts on Valentines Day

1. Booze, not Ice Cream, will make the day warmer and brighter [tomorrow morning, perhaps not]
2. Nothing says Romance like Popeye's Chicken and Biscuits
3. I'm a big fan of being kicked and elbowed in the balls while playing basketball...big fan.
4. Avoid awkward silences
5. George Carlin said it best but it needs modification for today: single people have more fun, but they also have more VD.
6. Dick Cheney shot a guy...then he had a heart attack. The truth is always funnier than fiction
   
7. The best response given when it was implied to a girl that she was not straight: "I am strictly dickly"
   
8. The best Valentine's date, contrary to popular opinion, is not the reference librarian of the law library in the microfiche room...it is in fact, your Trial Ad homework and a bottle of Whiskey.
9. Best away message I've seen today: "Basically-there is a whole lotta sex happening today." God bless my cousin.
10. Best Gift Given to a Girl on the South Beach Diet: Godiva Chocalates [To quote the giver: "none of this doctored 'healthy' bullshit"]
    

Happy Valentines Day!