Things Overheard in Trial Ad

On Cross Examination:
--Mr. Stone, it's 3am, and you've just spent the last eight hours stirring magma?

On a hearsay objection:
--Counsel, it is Hearsay, but this is Cook County, so I'm going to allow it.

What to do with a 'special' witness on cross examination:
--Ask her, 'I'm sorry, did you not hear the question?' Then put on a face of disgust and repeat it back to her like she's challenged.

On Angelina Jolie:
--Some say she's dirty, I say she's experienced