Sounds to wake up to...

First things first: I'm hungover. I got to bed around 3. I had been drinking since 6pm. This is my mental state.

7:30 rolls around and I start hearing something. It's a constant sound. Maybe I'm dreaming. Nope. Whatever it is it is repetitive. At this point, I think my head is beating to the pace. But now it's growing louder. Is that my head pounding? Or am I actually hearing something?

Then I realize it's coming from the apartment above. And it's a female.

I know what you're thinking.
The answer: I've had better.