In class a few days ago:
--International Law Prof: Once the Missile is in the air, no one can stop it.
--Me: Jack Bauer Could
As a follow up to the list I posted earlier, here is another list of Jack Bauer facts that just filtered through my email:
- Jack Bauer's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
- When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
- If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.
- Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
- Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl...by himself.
- When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
- Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are girly.
- When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
- Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who illegally downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
- When Jack Bauer pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.
- What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
- Jack Bauer has shot more men in the face than Elton John.
- You walk into a bar and Jack Bauer's your wingman, you're probably gonna get laid.
- If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
- Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
- Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
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