Dream job?

A Sheriff's office is going after massage parlors who give happy endings. The sting works something like this:

1. Unmarried officers are selected for this 'service'
   
2. They go into the massage parlor
   
3. They receive their happy ending
4. They tip the masseuse
5. They Leave
   

For more information read this.

Gentlemen, resumes can be sent here.