Sunday, February 05, 2006

Conversations at Halftime

My Roommate: Mick Jagger is prancing around the stage like a fairy. He's glittery...
My Roommate's brother: Was he the Rhinestone Cowboy in Brokeback Mountain?
My Roommate: And he looks like a scraggity old woman...
Me: I think Charlie Daniels died 15 years ago.
My Roommate: ...Fuck! Mick, Put on a Steelers jersey, there are dudes watching!"