We are going to be lawyers, not lovers...

Things overheard while studying for finals:

On the Constitution
"Article II, Sexual Too"

On Sex:
"It's not about sex, it's about power"

On Fellow Classmates relationships:
"I mean, if you're dating that douchebag, you have to be a little bit dirty"

On Their Own Relationships:
"I keep asking myself why do we do this? I know why, because I don't like guy ass, I like girl ass."

Finals bring out the best in some men.