Christmas Sayings of my roommate

On Presents:
"Close your eyes, I'm wrapping your present" (He's holding a Pretty Pretty Princess box)

"I wrapped one, then I ran into a brick wall of not caring"

On Cooking:
"I'm cooking retarded. I could make you a festive dinner of angel hair spaghetti"

On Christmas:
"I say screw it all, Bah Humbug!"