Prison Beauty pageant

Cnn.com has a story regarding a pageant going on in a women's prison.

This sounds like an inspiration for Miss Congeniality 3: Busted by IA

Now let's meet the contestants:

Ms. Aggravated Assault
Ms. Death Row
Mrs. Trannie Night Worker

This could go downhill quick

I pray that there is no swimsuit competition, the individual questioning would be fascinating enough

Judge: Contestant #2, what three things would you like to accomplish if you are crowned?

Contestant #2: Finding a better lawyer, killing the bitch that sent me here, and world peace.