Indicators of a case of the Monday's

--Throwing your alarm clock against the wall, only to remember as your hear the thud against the wall that your alarm clock also is your Moto Razr.

--Tearing apart your apartment looking for your glasses, only to find them in the trash...outside.

--Tearing apart your room looking for your iPod, only to remember that it is in the car; going to the car to retrieve the iPod stashed inside only to step not once, but twice, in two large piles of dog shit.

And I haven't left for class and work yet...