I am the model of professionalism

I’m thinking today’s deposition transcript is going to read something like this:

By Opposing Counsel:

Doctor, the patient history is based off what the individual patient tells you.

Witness:

Correct

By Opposing Counsel:

The records indicate that on June 15, 2010, the Plaintiff came to you and was complaining of left knee pain.

Witness:

That’s what she said.

By Mr. Pamby

[Snorts…Coughs…Drools on Self] Sorry about that.

Outside of that minor hiccup, that deposition went really well.