Monday, March 07, 2011

I’m going to file this under “I probably shouldn’t have said that”

Opposing counsel: You want to go get your guy? We’re ready for him.
Me: Do I have to? He makes my skin crawl.
Opposing counsel: (After he is done laughing) You realize that’s your star witness, right?

It's always good when the only person that proves your case gives you the heebee jeebees.