Sunday, October 17, 2010

Sports teams lead the weekend in suckery

This was not a good weekend for my sports teams:

1. Manchester United started brilliantly leading 2-0 at half, only to give the game away like schoolchildren. (It was a tie, but sure felt like a loss.)

2. The University of Illinois was looking good and leading at half. Apparently, Michigan State decided to show up in the second half (and they ratted off 23 unanswered).

3. The Chicago Bears. What can I say but you didn't show up today. But I did. And now I'm sunburn. Assholes.

4. My fantasy football team lost.

I am so over this weekend. Sports, you are dead to me.

Until Tuesday.