Dreams dashed (until Thursday)

Duke just bitch slapped Cinderella, forced her to do chores while chained to the couch, stole her glass slippers and sold them on eBay. (Or maybe that's just because that shot at the buzzer didn't go in)

Now all I have to look forward to is the Cubs. No wait. They lost.

Now all I have to look forward to is Manchester United. No wait. They won't win.

Thank goodness I have Tiger Woods. Bring on Augusta.