Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I am that Classy Plaintiff's Attorney (bellowing outside the courtroom)

I was covering a case for my partner today and it was the first time that I met the opposing counsel on the case. For the last nine months, the only things I knew about her was that a) she can't write a motion or brief worth a damn and b) she is a wretched deposition taker.

In other words, she was not the brightest bulb in the box.

Our case gets called and I had no idea that she was going to be present, but there she was. Up we go, see the judge, get the order and that was that. On the way out, to a fellow Plaintiff's attorney, my outside voice said something mean:
"She is as ugly as she is stupid"
What can I say, I have a way with words.