Friday, March 05, 2010

Best thing anyone has ever said (before going into a child support hearing)

I'm hearing this eighth-hand (or quadruple super secret hearsay to the nth degree). But it's funny. Thus, I must share.

Prior to a child support hearing in the presence of a hundred or so fellow litigants, attorneys and court personnel, an aggrieved mother turned to her religion and screamed at her child's father:
"In the name of Jesus, why did I ever fuck you?!?"
Great story. Compelling and rich.