I am the only one in Chicago not happy right now

I love the Bears more than anything else. This was how I was raised.

I have hated the Denver Broncos for as long as I can remember. This is a hatred so intense and so irrational it makes how I feel about Michigan look like puppy love. I hate no sports franchise more than I hate the Denver Broncos. I have spent the last two and a half years channeling this hate in a very simple way: rooting for Jay Cutler to suffer a career ending injury preferably by sticking multiple parts of his body into a blender.

Now, Jay Cutler is a Bear.

I feel so weird.