What went on in the 80s should stay in the 80s

So last night it was the Anonymous Hottie Heaven on Earth 80s Prom.

There are a lot of hysterically funny events that took place during the evening, but for now all I will say is that I am a man who should never be allowed to wear a dress ever again.

I am le tired.

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So yes, I wore a dress last night. And a wig. I was quite scary looking and not the least bit feminine. It was said that I looked like a white trash imitation of Princess Diana; that description was generous.

It was a damn good party. And now I must begin raising funds with which I can pay off the possessors of all photos of me in drag