Monday, August 06, 2007

When tragedy strikes...hide the evidence

This is a story of a woman whose life was cut short by a rough spouse that got a little too physical with his soul mate.

The label formally announced them as a couple

Like any good relationship, the two have to learn and know about each other. However, even after you have learned all about your partnet, the unexpected can still happen. For instance, when you are showing off how you like to pleasure your soulmate [in front of your friends], one has to take drastic first aid measures when her neck explodes.

But revival was not an option. She was DOA.

And then dropped from the 20th story of the Mirage.