Monday, April 30, 2007

A public service announcement for those around me...

This author is suffering from advanced senioritis.

This GPA devastating illness has been highlighted by missing the final class gathering for two of his three classes. Chronic slap happiness in final papers has also been reported (here and here). The lowest point, however, was when he asked the professor in the final class: "Professor, how about this, I not take the exam and you just give me a C."

Stay outdoors, with a beer in hand, and gird your loins. Further updates will follow.