Tradition be damned

Her: Would you like to be the guy version of my maid of honor?
Me: I would love to, just as long as I don't have to wear a dress
Her: You can wear a tux!
Me: Then I would be honored. One other question...
Her: Sure
Me: If I was in this position for your fiance...tradition dictates that I would have to...um...organize the bachelor party. You being the bride and all, does this mean I have to organize your bachelorette party...with...um...male strippers?
Her: How about this, you and I just go to a regular strip club?
Me: No male dancers? Just you and I?
Her: Yes.
Me: Sold.