We measure success one investor at a time

My Roommate: I look at the $20k I am going to spend on an engagement ring as a sound investment. It’s a prepayment for blow jobs the rest of my life. Think about it, $20,000 over the next 30 years, that’s smart investing.

Me: You know that when you get married the blow jobs will likely stop.

My Roommate: Oh no, there will be none of that. I will take that ring right back if that happens. I'm not going to give her the ring because I love her, I'm giving her the ring so I can guarantee myself blow jobs for the rest of my life.