I've spent a few days watching Jack Bauer and I learned a few new things

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives

...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."

The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.

Jack once shot himself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and alligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.

Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.

Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.

MTV once tried to 'Punk' Kiefer Sutherland by staging a robbery in a store. Sutherland smiled and pulled out his SIG and shot 3 actors in the head. This is why there was a new cast on Punk'd after season one.

When someone asks him how his day is going, Jack replies, "Previously, on 24..."

Jack Bauer brought sexy back, then shot Justin Timberlake for trying to take the credit.