Today marked the first day of seminar presentations. Let me tell you this is exciting stuff. Excitingly mind numbing stuff. I got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of class and was pleased to see that everyone but the speaker and two members of the class was spending their time surfing the net. Just so happened that the two that were paying attention are also Co-Editors of the Law Review, but that is neither here nor there.
So the speaker of least interest was a guy that was in my first year section. Philosophical Gunner. Law-Reviewer. Boring as sin. As this gent continued I began to really let my mind wander. It was at this point about 3.4 seconds in (whenever my first sex-based thought cropped up) that I begin to have to stifle my own laughter. It wasn't because he said something funny or someone IM'ed me a covert link to porn, but it was because I was seriously debating the possibility that this gunner might be lacking in carnal knowledge. And then the mind really took off:
Coming Soon to Theaters: Steve Carrell is the 30 Year Old Law Reviewer, Virgin GunnerThis is what I daydream about. Yes, I know that I am a sick, sick man. But a) it made the time pass and b) it made me laugh. As to my daydream and ensuing debate, I think that this gunner is still holding onto the v-card with an iron-fisted grip.
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