Thursday, October 12, 2006

Learning from the best.

The Professor's Shares His Thoughts on our Mock Depositions

  1. I don't like sharing my battle stories, but this one is too good to pass up: I once was walking out of a room after I had deposed the other side's key witness and I overheard her say, "he only smiled when I was in pain," I took that as a compliment.
  2. Half of those words you used were great. The other half [picks up a trashcan] belong in here.
  3. You had a great question, then you went and crapped on it
  4. You need to stop talking. Your questions are great, but you keep on talking. I've always wanted to wire one these chairs so that I could deliver an electronic shock for when you should shut up.
  5. There is no rule that shouldn't be broken.