The Professor's Shares His Thoughts on our Mock Depositions
- I don't like sharing my battle stories, but this one is too good to pass up: I once was walking out of a room after I had deposed the other side's key witness and I overheard her say, "he only smiled when I was in pain," I took that as a compliment.
- Half of those words you used were great. The other half [picks up a trashcan] belong in here.
- You had a great question, then you went and crapped on it
- You need to stop talking. Your questions are great, but you keep on talking. I've always wanted to wire one these chairs so that I could deliver an electronic shock for when you should shut up.
- There is no rule that shouldn't be broken.
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