Tuesday, October 10, 2006

How I learned to prep a witness for a deposition

If you are defending a deposition and you are just getting absolutely blown out of the water, like the witness has just admitted the Jon Benet killings and that he voted for Buchanan, there are two things that you should have prepped your witness to do on cue:

  1. Fake a seizure
  2. Get on the table and start pissing
God Bless Litigators