I took a sick day today. I woke up feeling like a train had hit me. This provided me the chance to get my homework done, rest up so I don't get really sick, and watch last nights Boston Legal. However, there is something that has been troubling me since I woke up: my boxers, pants, and sweatshirt are all on backwards.
Did my roommate violate me last night?
I get paid to dress pretty, go to court and talk to crazy people.
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