My paycheck just seems that much smaller now...

Friend: Did you hear the news about My Roommate?
Me: No, is everything ok? He's not hurt is he?
Friend: Check out the link that I just e-mailed you and call me back [Hangs up]
Me: [After checking the link] Wow. 5 Years. Wow
Friend: It's better than David Beckham.
Me: $300,000 a week isn't what it used to be.