Democracy for All! First we must revoke the Constitution

Attorney: They revoked the Constitution? That's so cool. Why can't we do something fun like that here?
Me: I wonder if this means that Thai food is going to cost more
Attorney: I think we are too sophiscated to do something that like...that's why we have to go overseas and start breaking things
Me: I'd love to see Nancy Pelosi lead a coup, I think her face would peel off and reveal the T-1000 underneath