My Roommate: [To His Girlfriend] My mother always told me not to trust dirty whores
My Roommate's Girlfriend: So does that mean you don't trust Namby?
My Roommate: You hear that? She's calling you a dirty whore
Me: I'm not a whore, I'm going to be a lawyer!
My Roommate: What's the difference?
Goodbye Fudgecake
17 hours ago



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