It's Like Cocaine, but you get to wear Pimp's Clothes

My golf related expenses this weekend

Callaway Irons: $416
Odyessy White Steel 2-ball Putter: $170
Adidas Shoes: $95
Nike Mojo Golf Balls: $65
New Glove: $15
Brush Tees: $7
Driving Range and Green Fees Friday: $28
Greens Fees Saturday: $38
Greens Fees Sunday: $38

I now have no one to blame my shitty golf game on but myself.