A few Birthday wishes

1. I wish it would be legal for me to use an RPG on the Ice Cream Truck that parks on my block and runs it's loudspeaker for over an hour.

2. I wish someone would emasculate ESPN's Sunday Night Baseball Analcyst Joe Morgan.

3. I wish the United States would win the World Cup, if they do not, then I wish we would declare war on some small, unsuspecting country and pelt them with rotten figs.

4. I wish Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie would get more media attention.

5. I wish for Tougher Sentencing Laws...and World Peace.

Here's to 24. One year closer to dementia.