The scene opens up as my roommates girlfriend is draping herself in the blankets looking like she is about to leap face first into his lap:
Me: [To my roommate] It looks like she is about to go down on youAnd it continues as they begin perusing the internet for engagement rings:
Her: [To me with a devilish look on her face] You think I am about to do the dirty deed?
My Roommate: Why do you call it the dirty deed?
Her: Why else do I finish so fast?
My Roommate: [To me] She is like a jack hammer down there
Her: He calls me Powersuck for a reason
My Roommate: She’s thinking, I am so turned on by this website, I just want to earn this ring
Her: I’m a cocksmith
My Roommate: It keeps getting more expensive
Me: Just think of it as unlimited blow jobs
My Roommate: Those stop
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