This is how we roll

Some study groups talk about law. Some talk about the class. My study group is the intellectual type. Here are a few snippets of conversation:

Him: I was at portalofevil.com and I saw something strange
Her: Really, something strange at a site called Portal of Evil? Wow

Later on:

Me: "So let me get this straight, you don't want him to call?"
Her: "I'm sorry, he's just not smart enough"
Me: "Oh really?"
Her: "And He's a tongue thruster! I like a little tongue, but not assault tongue"

And as was handwritten on one outline:
"Note to self: suck dick tonight"

We are a classy bunch.