My roommate's girlfriend spent a little too much time in the sun the past week and now she is peeling. She rubbed her arms and a quantity of skin came off. This conversation followed:
Roommate: You are just going to roll that up and drop it on the floor?
The Lady of the House: Yeah, so?
Roommate: You realize that the garbage can is four feet from where you are?
The Lady of the House: Well, now you have skin on your floor
Roommate: Do I come over to your house and throw skin on the floor?
The Lady of the House: You wipe your boogers in my hair!
Roommate: That's Different.
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