My roommate thinks that because I am on the verge of being a 3L which means I am on the verge of being a law school graduate, I can handle his official correspondence. Accordingly, he has asked me to write his letter of resignation from his current job.
This is what 2 years of legal writing, a year of clerking, and common sense taught me about two weeks notice:
5/2/2006
Roommate's Boss
Crappy Corporation
1 CPA Way
Surburbian Hellhole, IL, 60124
Dear Mr. Roommate's Boss,
Fuck you. I quit.
Sincerely,
Roommate, CPA
p.s. May I contact the VP of HR for a letter of reference in the near future? Thanks.
RM:tnp
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