When a table of guys ask the waitress to send a table of 5 girls across the bar a round of drinks, what do the ladies of interest order?
A. Cosmopolitan
B. Gin and Tonic
C. Rum and Coke
D. Red Headed Sluts
Answer: You stay classy...ladies
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