The Framers did not intend for the Fourth Amendment to apply to Jack Bauer
'Exigent Circumstances' is what Jack Bauer calls his bullets
Jack Bauer's cell phone/pda never drops a call, win a World Series for the Cubs, and engage in warrantless wiretapping with the ACLU's approval
When Jack Bauer says "I'm afraid" what happens:
- Two rounds in the chest from the back
- Two rounds in the head from 50 feet away
- A sniper will end up missing Jack Bauer's stealth-like approach only to grabbed from behind and have Jack Bauer make him the human pez dispenser
- Cunning, conniving, and suave Wayne Palmer becomes the won't-shoot-the-bad-guy-in-the-back-like-Jack Bauer Wayne Brady
- All of the above
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