Criminal Procedure Discussions...

What I Wanted To say: They wanted to watch the suspect take a shit

What I said: They offered to monitor her toilet time

What I wanted to say: Anyone who consents to a search when he is carrying shit is an fucking idiot

What I said: These criminals are idiots

What I wanted to say: So you are defending stupid people make stupid choices, and you want a loophole that let's them escape from their stupidity. Great idea, let's make a constitutional amendment that says stupid people are exempt from the laws of the land. Justice Marshall would be so proud...

What I said: I respectfully decline to agree with your position