No, I don't date my relatives...

Call me a Blue State Redneck. Call me 'special.' Say I have a mullet fetish. It doesn't get any better than the Daytona 500 [ok, maybe Danica at the Indy was just as good]. NASCAR is my type of sporting event: things moving fast, aggressive driving, people threatening each other, people intentionally crashing into others cars at 190 mph, and so on and so on.

I love NASCAR. Go ahead. Mock me. I don't care.