Sunday, January 29, 2006

The Weekend in Review

Hours spent on Friday honing my skills in understanding 'Drunkenese': 1.5
Hours spent playing poker Saturday: 4
Hours spent drinking Saturday after playing poker: 7
Amount of money spent on the night out: $75 + ? (cannot find the credit card receipt from the tab that was opened up after I changed bars)
Number of drunk text messages that I sent: 10
Number of drunk dials: 1
Hours spent sleeping off the hangover Sunday: 9
Number of times my roommate puked this morning: 4
Hours I spent praying asking God for a new body while watching TV Sunday: 6
Number of times I thought I was going to puke at the grocery store while shopping this evening: 3
Hours spent studying: 0