Her: Why am I sitting alone not having sex?
Me: Because [your man] is out of town
Her: He always is
Me: Therein lies the rub
Her: Yes, handy when I want less commitment, not so much currently when I'd fuck just about anything that walks.
I get paid to dress pretty, go to court and talk to crazy people.
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